Ang taong hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, SA CALL CENTER NAGLIPANA!

“Ang taong hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika… ay daig pa ang hayop at malansang isda”

Yan ang katagang umaalingawngaw sa aking isipan sa tuwing maaalala ko ang usapang “MAKABAYAN”. Ang tanong ko lang sa kapwa ko Filipino, sa salita nga lamang ba natin dapat masasabing tayo ay makabayan? Marami ngang nagsasabi na “Ang taong hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika… SA CALL CENTER naglipana!” ngunit hindi dahil sa kolsenter ka nagtratrabaho ay hindi ka na makabayan. Marami parin naming pinoy ang hindi papasa kung ang pagiging makabayan ang paguusapan natin. Sige maglista tayo ng ilan sa mga gawing pinoy na siguradong babagsak sa pagiging makabayan:

• Ang pagbili at pagtangkilik ng gamit na gawa ng banyaga.
• Ang pagkain ng gawang banyaga.
• Ang pagpapangalan sa mga anak natin ng pangalang banyaga.
• Ang pagpapa-puti ng kutis.
• Ang pagsusulat ng mensahe ng hindi maayos na tagalog o palagiang daglat nalang lahat.
• Ang pangingibang-bayan.
• Ang pag-awit at pag-idolo ng hindi gawang pinoy o ng sa pinoy.
• Ang pagsasalita ng “tag-lish” o “kon-nyo”.
• Ang anime.
• Ang pag-awit ng “let it go… let it go…”
• Ang pagsabi ng “Oh my God!”

Ang dami pang iba ngunit hindi dahil ginawa mo ang isa o higit pa sa mga yan ay hindi ka na makabayan. Ang pagiging makabayan ay nasa puso at isipan. Yung tipong HINDI ka MAGNANAKAW sa KABAN NG BAYAN dahil alam mong para sa taong bayan ito at hindi sa bulsa mo. Yung tipong HINDI ka magsasalita ng Ingles sa loob ng dyip dahil lang nagtratrabaho ka sa kolsenter. Yung tipong HINDI ka o-order sa kainan ng “Ah-SHAR please!” kasi ang basa talaga dun ay “ATSARA”. Yung tipong HINDI ka magbibilang ng “out of the country” o labas mo ng bansa kundi dapat ipagmalaki mo na nakita mo ang kabuuan ng Pilipinas dahil sa totoo lang mas marami pang magagandang lugar dito sa atin.

Pero kapag may kasali sa patimpalak sa Amerika tapos may lahing Pilipino lang magsasabi na kayo kaagad na “PROUD PINOY” or “PINOY PRIDE”. Ay sus! Sana ipagbunyi mong Pilipino ko dahil Pilipino ka hindi yung tipong nakiki-sunod-uso ka lang.

Nakakatawa naman itong isinulat ko, hindi ko malaman kung saan tutungo. Mga kababayan ko ito nalang ang iiwan kong kataga sa inyo:

“Gawin mong ikaw ay maging isang mabuting mamayan ng bansang Pilipinas o kung nasaan ka man at ipagdiwang mo ang Kalayaan ng Pilipinas. Huwag mong kalilimutan ang Kultura mong pinagmulan at ang lupa mong sinilangan.”

LINGON – LINGON DIN PAG MAY TAYM!

Maligayang KASARINLAN - everyJUAN!

Filipina Directioner Got Killed by Her Dad...

One Direction happily informed their fans from the Philippines, especially those who have not been able to buy tickets to their concert, that they will be having a 2-day concert to accommodate all their fans. Unlucky as this news went viral saying One Direction Upcoming Manila Concert is no longer going to happen as the group was banned in the Philippines. Happy all Directioners, this story is all hoax.

As the famous band concert approaches different news go viral and this one caught my attention from The Philippine Trending:

A teenage girl  from Parañaque was stabbed by her father 3 times after secretly spending her tuition fee for a One Direction VIP concert ticket in manila.

Gracelyn "Grace" was found dead on the floor of her bathroom. Grace's little brother was in shocked and quickly ran to the house of their cousins to call for help. 

The police arrived at the scene around 1:30 PM. The Parañaque police also found the victim's father sitting on a corner of the victim's bedroom, holding a knife with his shirt full of blood.

The victim's father surrendered to the police while crying, saying that he never meant to kill his own daughter.

"Hindi ko po sinasadiya, hindi ko po alam yung ginawa ko." He said

(I don't know what I was doing. I didn't mean to kill her)

Base on the statement that the victim's mother gave, the victim was killed by his father after he finds out that the money he gave her for her school tuition fee (P. 20,000) was only spent buying the One Direction VIP ticket.

"Yung tatay niya kasi, matagal na pinagipunan yung perang yon. Kasi nga 3rd year college na siya at malapit na din naman kaya pinu-push talaga niyang makatapos yung anak namin" said the victim's mother.

(Her father worked really hard for that money because she is on the 3rd of her college. That;s why we are putting so much effort just to make sure she graduates)

The victim's father is now at the custody of Parañaque Police and now charged with murder.

After reading this article all I said was: “The father is wicked. He should have told his daughter to work for her tuition fee instead or have her daughter grounded or have her daughter sell the ticket after getting her bald or a bad haircut but not KILL her.” 

Her daughter is in 3^rd college now and killing her because of a wrong act of waiting money is like he wasted everything he has worked for 13+ years  and loss a person whom he gave life and attention for those years.

Anyhow, the above story is a 100% HOAX.  

ALL DIRECTIONERS ARE YOU READY FOR THEIR CONCERT This coming March 22, 2015!?!? 

Check out HollywoodTake to additional reads as they have informed The Philippine Trend is a SATIRICAL BLOG.